Showing posts with label me. Show all posts
Showing posts with label me. Show all posts

Thursday, September 20, 2007

I miss the sea.


After spending many summer days on the warm sand, listening to the surf --sometimes a whisper, sometimes a roar-- I find I'm a bit blue and maybe not adjusting to the influx of fall so well. Though I can't miss it's approach: the greens are now the brittle greens, the near dying and yellow greens of autumn. And the air is cooler, drier, crisp. The days are not as long. I miss the hot sun on my face, feet in squishy sand, and the water. We came from the water, millennia ago. We can't live without the oceans. Water cleanses. Purifies. Renews. I miss the sea.

Thursday, January 25, 2007

Careful what you wish...

Hope whoever got here by searching Google for old fag found what they needed. Though truth be told, I'm not that old. At least I find it funny I was the FIRST listing in that search...

Thursday, January 18, 2007

Daddy Ass


It just dawned on me this morning that I've got a "daddy ass."

Finally.

(My brother's ex-wife calls this phenomenon "wrangler butt" -- course she --and he-- live in cowboy country, where the term "cowboy butt" is also a nom de glutes.

Don't get me wrong, I've been told I had a nice butt on more than one occasion, but I never really gave it a second thought or put too much stock in the comment -- maybe because I was paying more attention to other (i.e. not mine) fine-looking butts around.

Today, though, as I caught a sidewise glimpse in the mirror while fastening my belt, I suddenly noticed it. And it made me smile.

Monday, January 8, 2007

21 things i bet you didn't know...

1. I like beer, but Bourbon is better.

2. I find I'm more in my element in 501s and and a flannel shirt or tee.

3. I LOVE the beach

4. I love the mountains too. I grew up in the mountains and am not a "Flatlander" by nature.

5. I own a lot of boots. Probably more than I should: harness boots, engineer boots, work boots. black boots, brown boots, tan boots. They are far more comfortable than shoes.

6. I also have a pair of blue suede shoes. Really.

7. I know the lyrics to many a Johnny Cash song. Ditto Patsy Cline, Loretta Lynn, Emmylou Harris and Tammy Wynette. (see item #4)

8. I also know the lyrics to many a Madonna song, Bjork, The Killers and even ABBA.

9. Green is my favorite color. Dark Greens like hunter green and forest green. But I like blue a lot too, particularly that rich, somewhat deeper and more intense blue --like a late, clear, July or August afternoon.

10. I have a pretty long fuse, rather than a short temper, but once I reach my boiling point I am pretty intolerable (and highly intolerant.)

11. I don't smoke, but I'm not one of those who harbor ill will against smokers. Listen, some people enjoy it. It's easy enough to eat in a restaurant that is non-smoking (or has a non-smoking section) or find lodging that is non-smoking. Jeez, you can even rent a car based on your preference for smoking or non-smoking. It shouldn't be a criminal act to want to enjoy a cigarette, that's all I'm saying.

12. I am appalled by the fact that executive compensation in this country is out of control. Executive compensation is 400X the average worker, yet without the average worker in the "trenches" toiling away, that big executive has no product or no service to sell. SO, who is really more important in this scenario.

13. Ditto my being appalled at the state of health care in this country.

14. I will never have a pension, which might not be so bad considering all those who thought they had one, only to see it disappear when the company went into bankruptcy to ditch it, er, I mean for "restructuring."

15. I Love Blackberry Pie. But i totally dislike Blackberrys.

16. I take the stairs over the escalator when given the choice. It's usually quicker and it's painless exercise (good for the glutes too). I'm not, however, a glutton for punisment and anything over three flights I will take the mechanically assisted route. Everytime.

17. I love my country. I do NOT love being forced to be "patriotic" by turning a simple singing of the anthem into a medley or mini-opera complete with trimmings of all kinds. Just give me the Star Spangled Banner and lets sit and get on with the game and our beers already. I am glad to be an American, but like religion, I find PUBLIC displays best saved for special occasions. Oh, and by the way, I can love this country and still NOT like this administration---in fact, the FREEDOM to do that is one of the things I most value as an American.

18. I prefer dark chocolate over milk chocolate. And white chocolate is just the garbage left over in the process of making the good stuff (the dark chocolate).

19. I had rather curly hair as a kid. And I wore it long a lot of times. Hey it was the "look" once. Then I wore it "bad boy" long. Pony tail long. Now I shave my head most days, preferring the smooth look. Go figure.

20. In my "twink" years, I used to wear cologne regularly. Now I prefer not to. And I prefer the men I date or bed to not wear it either. The natural smell of a man is intoxicating. (That's not to say it's OK to skip showering daily or to walk around smelling like yesterdays gym bag or old wet sneakers. Blech.)

21. I have not seen Brokeback Mountain yet. But I know if ever I do, I will not cry. I've known unrequited love. Known it and survived it. Revisiting it by proxy, by watching the film, will not be enough to elicit any more tears on that subject.